You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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