is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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