Non-Jews are for practice
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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