All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
