apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
