How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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