I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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