gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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