The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
