Nicole vs. Life
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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