Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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