Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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