I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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