smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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