worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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