I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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