Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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