these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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