My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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