is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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