so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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