hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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