let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize