is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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