found the other keg... it's in the tree
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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