So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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