Your tits are I can't wait for
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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