maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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