Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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