so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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