I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
