love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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