i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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