Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Shame - the story of my life.
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