Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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