Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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