It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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