I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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