We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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