I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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