I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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