How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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