at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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