need another drink. this is the easiest way
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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