All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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