$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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