idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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