Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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