a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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