I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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