Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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