38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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