i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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