yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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