I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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