it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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